periegesisvoid:

very valuable document

colourofoctober:

*Has lived in the same house for 9 years*

*Still doesn’t know which light switch is which*

witchxlord:

oh my god

dylanaf:

when you meet someone with the same name as you

scarletrougelipstick:

The Government spying on me: this bitch does nothing

irlcute:

*gets shot in the leg*
“are you ok?”
“i’m fine just tired haha”

wanderthewood:

Mosquito Creek, British Columbia, Canada by Queenie-v